Saturday, December 6, 2008

Suns Next Mission: Play Like You Have Some Pride!

The setting Suns have a big problem. They can't beat a quality team, they can't even win a home game. They play with zero intensity, it's ridiculous. The Suns need to either go all out or make changes now so that the Suns fans don't have to watch this sinking ship all season!

In going with the "Mission" theme of Planet Orange, the Fredstrom has put together a list of suggested missions for the Sunsets.

Mission: Either Open That Closed Window and Blast Through it Or Make Some Changes!

Mission: Play Defense.

Mission: Win a Home Game.

Mission: Go Underneath the Pick and Roll.

Mission: Shut Amare's mouth.

Mission: Be one of the Top 8 Western Conference Teams.

Mission: Don't give the Ball Away 40 times per game.

Mission: Get an Offensive Rebound once in awhile.

Mission: Don't Give Up So Many Second Chance Points.

Mission: Run! 

Mission: Don't Play Steve Nash for the entire 3rd Quarter.

Mission: Don't Put Your Bench In With 1 Minute To Go In The Quarter.

If these missions fail then you have to trade Amare or fire Porter.  The Fredstrom can't believe that if the Suns win 30 games this year that Porter will keep his job and he can't believe that Amare would be happy staying with an imploding planet.  Get something for Amare while you still can.  Shoot maybe even trade Steve Nash while you still can... but who can you get for them?  What would you do?