Terminator Stinkation

So Terminator gets sent back to take out Sarah Connor because her future son John will lead the resistance against the machines in the future. John sends back his dad, Kyle Reese to protect her.

Terminator gets Terminated only to get sent back again this time to defend pre-pubescent John Connor (remember that squeaky voice?), from a liquid-metal terminator and again both terminators end up taking dirt naps. 

Terminator gets sent back again to defend college co-eds John and his woman against uber-hot terminator.  Terminator again takes care of terminat-her and sacrifices himself to keep John alive. Viva la resistance!

Judgment Day has come and gone leaving the world in utter decay. Nuclear fallout is no fun! It's the year 2018 and middle-aged John is battling against the machines along with a bunch of thugs that were extras in Tupac and Dre's video "California Love".  Weird thing is that John Connor's dad who's a teenager(?) Has been captured by the machines.  John has to go into Skynet headquarters to fetch him out.  He ends up running into the Governator in his birthday suit!  Good thing for computer generation, not sure anyone wants to see 62 year-old Arnold in his birthday suit!

The Fredstrom won't give away anymore info about this somewhat disappointing movie.  There is only so many ways to remix this Terminator saga.  The 3rd one was redundant enough, this is just getting ridiculous.  This near waste of $7 earns 5 Picasso's.