Well... Let's just say that if the Fredstrom were 12 years-old he would love this movie. Tranformediocre's was indirectly proportioned with extreme CG effects and a suffering plot. Talk about really trying to piece together a plot to make a sequel!
There's just something super cheesy about robots talking trash to each other. They are FREAKING ROBOTS, robots don't talk smack! Also, is it really necessary to have Decepti-lames with two wrecking balls in the groin region? Autobots talking about their fathers? How does that work? The Fredstrom was anticipating a mega-battle at the end of the movie only to missed it due to a sneeze (that darn sternutatory reflex)! The Fredstrom is also not sure why American soldiers bring their guns to a Transformer fight? They don't seem to do anything! Haven't they learned anything from the 1st Transformer flick?
Transformers: Rise of the Fallame did have some strengths. Megan Fox-nuff said. In addition to the amazing special effects, Michael Bay employed a vast array of beautiful aircraft for this movie. The Pyramid scenes in Egypt were pretty incredible as well. There were quite a few moments of comic relief that were quite entertaining including Witwicky's mom getting high on Pineapple Express Brownies.
Was Translamers worth the money? It was... just barely and earned 6 Picasso's.
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