And the award goes to....

First let The Fredstrom say that the Suns should have won that game last night. But, The Fredstrom couldn't get over how Nerf-like the Spurs are. So he has decided to hand out some awards...

The first award is for the "Softest Player in the NBA": WoManu Ginobili- when looked at the wrong way his extremities turn to wet spaghetti. He makes soccer players look like super heros.

Owwie.. I got hit in the hair! Another career ending injury!
I got an eyelash in my eye..take me to the hospital!

WoManu down! Get the gurney!

Interestingly enough, WoManu has completely recovered from all injuries, it just takes a blown whistle!

The next award is for "Best Impersonation of WoManu Ginobili": Fabio Oberto- another couple years of tutelage under WoManu and he will no longer be the "Best Unsupported Actor."

The tutelage continues..."See Fabio, when someone runs by you, you act like you've been hit by a truck..."
"Perfect!" Manu is so proud! Isn't playing the refs fun?


Next award is for "Worst Reaction to a Call"- Tim Duncan- putting your hands behind your head with your mouth wide open is just silly and that's all the Fredstrom has to say about that!
Really? Really? Who does this?


The final award of the evening, "Oldest person to use a bib, pacifier, sippy cup, and rattle" -Gregg Popovich- what a baby! Why does he whine so much if they get all the calls and win championships every other year? The Fredstrom thinks he knows why WoManu and Fabio flop so much...if they didn't they wouldn't get the call and this would upset the Fourth Reich a.k.a. the Spurs coaching staff. Heil Poppovich!
WHAAAAA!! "Pop, we've changed your dipey before, it will only take a second."
BOOO WHOOO!!! "Pop, we will get you those animal crackers, RELAX!"

Notable mentions... Bruce Bowen- runner up in all four categories listed above, and of course Robert Horry- "the Million Dollar Cheerleader."