The Fredstrom is planning on weekly Diamondback updates. As of May 2, 2008:The D-Backs' offense ranks in the top 5 in hits, doubles, triples, homers, and RBI's.
The D-Backs pitching ranks 1st in wins (21), 1st in ERA, and 4th in strikeouts.
The D-Backs continue to put up runs and pitch like their lives depend on it. The Dodgers have won 7 in a row and still are 4.5 games back. The Fredstrom is hoping that Reynolds pulls out of his hitting slump, he's down to .226.
Props to Augie Ojeda for coming off the bench and driving in 6 runs today. The D-backs face Santana tomorrow, should be a great game.
As you can see the Fredstrom is a bit thin on his D-Backs knowledge. The Fredstrom is counting on the readers to continue to bring their baseball takes.
Currently the Fredstrom is rallying behind the Hornets (see the blog title description). After the first half it is clear that the NBA really likes the Spurs. Tony Longoria and Bruiser Bowen have already been laying on the floor grimacing in pain acting like Hulk Hogan playing "Mercy" with the Ultimate Warrior. The second half proved much different... continue reading.
Remember when Nash reached in on Parker in the playoffs last year? Nash's nose explodes and he stands over Mr. Longoria while he lays on the ground motionless. Nash takes the hit like a real man while Mr. Eva flops around waiting for the ref to give Nash a red card...Phony Parker thinks he's playing soccer. Reminds me of the Karate Kid before resorting to the "Crane" technique. Miagi says "Quit being a little pansy and get up!"
Did the Rockets flop when they had Hakeem? Did the Bulls have any floppers? Detroit? The Showtime or Shaq/Kobe Lakers? The Fredstrom never saw Indiana Jones, James Bond, or Clint Eastwood flop! So over the past 20 years, no NBA team or movie stud has resorted to this ugliness. Then why does the NBA allow it now? Get rid of it! "T" them up!
Dear San An-phony-o,
Listen to the Macho Man. Win by playing basketball, not by taking advantage of the rules, hacking players, trying to fool the refs, hip checking players into the scorer's table, stepping on players, kneeing players in the groin, etc. etc. etc. Try playing basketball the way it was meant to be played. Defense does not mean fouling off the ball, making the other team shoot free throws for minutes at a time.
There's a reason that your games receive the lowest TV ratings, you are miserable to watch. Will the Matfia please bet on someone else?! The Fredstrom is tired of the Spurs.
There's a reason that your games receive the lowest TV ratings, you are miserable to watch. Will the Matfia please bet on someone else?! The Fredstrom is tired of the Spurs.
Play like the Hornets, the team that just punk'd you tonight! Final score Hornets 101-Spurs 82!
Congrats to Tim Duncan's 5 points! What a beautiful game. Macho Man is proud.
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