Monday, March 31, 2008
STRONG. AMARE STRONG.
Saturday, March 29, 2008
Nets Torn Down...Literally
The Suns are fired up. If you don't think so just look at their technical foul count over the past 10 games. The Fredstrom likes these nasty and edgy Suns. Speaking of nasty did you see Shaq elbow on Vince Carter's special place? That will change the facial expression on the poster.
Off the Pine and Looking Fine
The Fredstrom would like to extend props for the Suns bench showing up and contributing like they are supposed to. It has been said numerous times that Boris Diaw was the X-factor for the Suns to take it to that championship level. If he didn't play well last night (17pts, 8-11 FG, 7ast, in 28 mins.), then the Suns barely squeak by the far inferior Sixers. If you have followed the Suns at all this year then you would know this is the case with losing to many teams that the Suns should blow-out. The Fredstrom is glad that the Suns are reading the blog and responding hard to being called out.
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Suns Extinguished by the Celtics
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
If You're Ain't First, You're Last!
Saturday, March 22, 2008
Apparently the Rockets Aren't Solar Powered
As the Fredstrom ponders what life is like in the first person at some distant locale, he has asked me, none other than hypomanic squirrel, to step in and fill in for tonight’s game.
Knowing that the Fredstrom is second to none in standard game recaps, I decided to give all you readers out there a little something different. Call it a Suns commentary, sitting on my couch, hypomanic squirrel style!
6:55pm Tom Leander just called Grant Hill a “Dukie.” For some reason, my fellow squirrels found this extremely funny.
6:58pm Alright, I just saw Leandro Barbosa’s Maytag Store and Raja Bell’s Leslie’s Pool Supplies commercial back to back. Sorry Raja, as much as I like the fact that you play much more under control and are a much better defender, Leandro wins by a landslide on this one.
7:00pm During the Suns introduction, a vague reference to NCAA’s March Madness is made, which makes me remember how poorly I’m doing in my bracket… I need to eat something…
7:02pm Dan Marleje talks about how Raja Bell is going to sit out today’s game with an ankle sprain. I get the feeling this game will a great test to see exactly where the Suns are at in their efforts to upgrade their defensive prowess.
7:04pm I just saw a Banner Children’s Hospital commercial where a child was strolling though the hospital hall smiling ear to ear while magical animated fish swam across the walls. Somehow I think the real experience is slightly different than what they’re making it appear…
7:12pm Amare just dunked the ball over pretty much all five Rockets. That dude is unbelievable. (Suns 2, Rockets 0)
7:15pm Does anybody else think Dikembe Mutombo looks like the claymation creature Gumby? I swear, the resemblance is uncanny.
7:17pm Barbosa just made a three to put the Suns up by a bunch already, prompting a Rick Adleman timeout. Maybe I will purchase something at Leslie’s Pool Supply… wait… wrong commercial. (Suns 12, Rockets 3)
7:22pm Less than half way through the 1st Quarter and the Suns already have 10 points in the paint, prompting me to realize I really need to be more loyal to the Suns (reference JuiceBox here).
7:26pm Boris Diaw just checked in… we’re going to lose.
7:28pm Two straight solid plays by Giricek; guarding Tracy McGrady tough on one end and driving for a quick layup on the other. Makes the whole Brent Barry rejection go down a little easier. I still hope he lays an egg in
7:29pm Boris Diaw just scored and completed a three point play… we’re going to win! (Suns 31, Rockets 16)
7:31pm It is officially past my bedtime.
7:34pm Loren Woods just checked in at center for the Rockets. Considering the fact that I watched him play intently when he was an Arizona Wildcat, believe me when I say the Rockets must now have serious depth issues at the center position.
7:40pm As the quarter ends, Gary Bender quips, “Ya know, Shaq is having a lot of fun in this game!” Which subsequently prompts the camera to focus in on Shaq, frowning. (Suns 38, Rockets 21)
7:45pm The Rockets are on a 6-4 run… we’re going to lose.
7:46pm Amare just completed a sick three point play followed by a timeout by the Rockets… we’re going to win! (Suns, 45, Rockets 29)
7:51pm In an occurrence that can only be explained by Pavlov’s Operand Conditioning, I’m starting to crave jalapeƱo nachos.
7:59pm Steve Nash just sank another clutch three. That guy reminds me a lot of myself… (Suns 61, Rockets 41)
8:04pm Boris Diaw lets the ball slip through his fingers and stares at it as the Rockets pick it up and take it down the court… At least he’s keeping his eye on the ball, right?
8:07pm D’Antoni calls a timeout due to the Rockets 10-7 run… we’re going to lose. WHERE ARE YOU JUICEBOX!?
8:10pm Suns go on another run to finish up the 2nd quarter… we’re going to win! (Suns 74, Rockets 57)
8:15pm I could be wrong, but… wait… yep, Tracy McGrady still has a lazy eye.
8:27pm Am I the only one who thinks Phil Webber wears a toupe? (Suns 77, Rockets 59)
8:33pm Shane Battier, a fellow “Dukie”, …… I lost my train of thought. (Suns 83, Rockets 61)
8:40pm Timeout called by
8:42pm UNBELIEVABLE tip pass from Nash to Diaw for a lay-up. We needed that one… (Suns 89, Rockets 78)
8:45pm Great defense from Stoudemire, tallying up about 4 blocks in one Rockets possession. STAT’S A BEAST BABY!
8:50pm WORST CALL OF THE NIGHT: Foul called on Diaw for apparently breathing on McGrady as he scored on a fastbreak lay-up, thus completing a three-point play. I think I’m going to be sick… (Suns 93, Rockets 85)
8:53pm At the end of the third quarter, Suns lead 95-85. The Rockets seem to slowly be chipping away at the lead while the Suns seemingly can’t buy a bucket. More importantly, chances are looking good that everyone at the game will receive two free Jack in the Box monster tacos.
8:58pm It’s official, everyone gets monster tacos… except me. Now all the Suns need to do is receive the McDonald’s fry coupon. Suns still leading 101-87.
9:06pm With the Suns leading 105-91, I’m starting to run out of things to write.
9:07pm Shaq sweats a lot. (Suns 107, Rockets 93)
9:13pm As much as I just love a close, competitive game, I really need our boys to put away the Rockets so that I can see whether or not Eric Piatkowski is wearing his white nurse-issued orthopedics again. (Suns 107, Rockets 99)
9:15pm Okay, things are really not going… STEVE NASH BABY! Clutch three to stop the bleeding. Man we needed that. (Suns 112, Rockets 101)
9:20pm Shaq gets fouled and subsequently sinks both free throws. I love the way that guy can turn it on when he needs to. Timeout Rockets. (Suns 114, Rockets 105)
9:24pm Game over. Suns win 122-113. For the record, I knew we were going to win the whole time…
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
The Suns Are Going Streaking!
Suns Come Out Guns Blazin'
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Suns Giricekmate the Kings
If you voted blow out you were right! Another good win for the Suns. Don't look now but that's 4 in a row. The Spurs have dropped 3 straight, Utah and New Orleans both lost their last game, and the Suns find themselves 5th in the West. Things are getting interesting!
Friday, March 14, 2008
Extreme Makeover Blog Edition
Just a couple of new things for the newly upgraded Fredstrom's Blog. There will now be polls for the readers to vote on. Also The Fredstrom has added a link to freerice.com.
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Technically The Suns Win!
Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Shaq Parts the Orange Sea
Then Tuesday night Shaq was ready for takeoff again only to hit the brakes at the last minute. Watch this video and see the Suns bench completely scatter. They don't just run out of the way, they fall over each other into a pile at the end of the bench. It was hilarious! Check it out.
As far as the game goes. Just what the doctor ordered. A good win that allowed the starters to get some rest, important considering the Warriors come to town Thursday night. Not that the Cubs are a great shooting team but the Suns defense seems to have stepped up a notch. Good win...a little more momentum...the Diesel and Planet Orange are building speed as they shift into second gear. The Fredstrom will start attaching the current standings below as we head down the playoff stretch. Click to see full size.
Sunday, March 9, 2008
Suns Win Big Despite "The Conspuracy Theory"
Out of all the games the Fredstrom has been to, the Spurs games feel so much different. There's losing to a better team, having an off night or whatever, but losing players due to foul trouble or having your momentum halted because of a flop call is getting really old. Spurs games are very hard to watch.
As was mentioned by the Juice Box...this is why the Suns decided to Go Diesel. This is what the Big Saguaro was brought here to do; mainly help the Suns match up better with Planet Spuranus. The Suns have beaten the Spurs 5 times in their last 22 meetings, one of those was with out Tony Parker and the others were playing pseudo-run and gun. But on Sunday the Suns beat the Spurs playing their way. Fredstrom wants to hear from the Juice, the Squirrel, and The Gabe on this one. Billy where you at?
Friday, March 7, 2008
Planet Orange Joining Pluto?
Um....Ah....Ok...Uh...Well...The light from Planet Orange is going dim. Shaq goes for 20 and 7, Amare scores 37, Raja 19, and the Suns still can't get it done. Reason being? DEFENSE! You can't give up 126 in your home building and expect to win. The Jazz shot almost 58% from the field, 45% from 3pt. land, and shot 40 fts. making 31 of them...OUCH! The Suns bench going 7 for 25 in 67 mins. isn't good either.
The Fredstrom believes the next four home games will make them or break them. They face the Floppers on Sun. afternoon, then Memphis Tues., Golden State on Thursday, and Sacramento Saturday. If the Suns can pull off some sort of astronomical miracle and win maybe 3 out of their next 4 that might just give them the momentum to secure a playoff spot, but the Fredstrom isn't hopeful. As of tonight they are 1.5 games out of 9th! Even if they make the playoffs they have a terrible 4-13 record against the top Western teams.
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
Suns Going to TV in "The Biggest Loser"
Saturday, March 1, 2008
Suns Star in Their 1st Movie: "Semi-Pro"
The Suns could use Jackie Moon right now...oh wait they already made him their general manager! If creating buzz was winning a championship then great, but Fredstrom wants wins not buzz! That Shaq trade is looking really bad right now. If slipping out of the playoffs and being flat out embarrassed night after night doesn't bring on a little effort and pride then The Fredstrom doesn't know what will.