Um....Ah....Ok...Uh...Well...The light from Planet Orange is going dim. Shaq goes for 20 and 7, Amare scores 37, Raja 19, and the Suns still can't get it done. Reason being? DEFENSE! You can't give up 126 in your home building and expect to win. The Jazz shot almost 58% from the field, 45% from 3pt. land, and shot 40 fts. making 31 of them...OUCH! The Suns bench going 7 for 25 in 67 mins. isn't good either.
The Fredstrom believes the next four home games will make them or break them. They face the Floppers on Sun. afternoon, then Memphis Tues., Golden State on Thursday, and Sacramento Saturday. If the Suns can pull off some sort of astronomical miracle and win maybe 3 out of their next 4 that might just give them the momentum to secure a playoff spot, but the Fredstrom isn't hopeful. As of tonight they are 1.5 games out of 9th! Even if they make the playoffs they have a terrible 4-13 record against the top Western teams.
Planet Spuranus looks pretty strong right now despite their crying tendencies. Did you see Babyvich's tantrum Thurs. night? Wow! Planet Kobe is looking very good right now as well. Planet McGrady is going DeathStar - destroying all planets in it's path. Planet Orange is quickly about to share the same fate as former ex-planet Pluto...only the top 8 make it in...the 9th one is cut-not counting as a real planet.
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As I watched the first quarter and subsequent half of the Suns-Jazz game, I must confess that I found myself surprised at the Suns newly-found tenacity and energy. For the first time in weeks (if not months), it seemed that our boys were once again enjoying the fruits of playing team ball.
Because of this newfound observation of hope, I quickly found myself wanting to shed the negativity of the French in favor of something more befitting of my personality (that and the inherent limitations of only eating small breakfasts consisting of a roll and coffee or tea was becoming a real drag). Thus, my current metamorphosis was complete.
Unfortunately, it seems that all of my newfound hope was a bit premature… Whoops…I guess we stink again…
On a side note, I think someone needs to check on Fredstrom and his mental sanity. Just reading his post made me depressed (granted, I was already hypomanic, but at least it’s not HYPERmanic, right!?). Stay away from the light Fredstrom, IT’S NOT YOUR TIME YET!
I’m currently at the part in Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants when the little annoying-but-inspiring chick croaks, so I better go cry in the closet. Until next time…
Piece!
Hypomanic squirrel? The Fredstrom has finally seen it all. If the Fredstrom is panicking too soon then please tell him why he should not panic. Please tell me what positive you see in the Suns, or how the rest of the Western Solar System will collapse?
By the way love the name, love the transformation, all that trash talk from French toast just doesn't seem right, but a hypomanic squirrel? There's some real potential!
If the Suns have a bad week will you graduate to hypermanic?
I'm not going to lie, it's a distinct possibility.
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